Jar of Cement Render Chips

A limited-edition jar straight off my crumbling 1930s house. Each one contains real, hand-chiselled chunks of the cement render I’ve been battling for months. No two jars are the same — and buying one is mostly just a fun way to support the My Rookie Reno journey. Every jar is signed and individually numbered by me.

Inside you’ll get a satisfying mix of dust, chips, and stubborn lumps — a tiny artefact from this very public DIY adventure. Perfect as a weird reno souvenir, a gag gift, or something unique for your shelf.

Please note: delivery may take a couple of weeks.

Each jar contains:

• A genuine sample of cement render from my house
• 100% hand-chiselled by me (with an SDS, several blisters, and plenty of regret)
• A mix of dust, chips, and the occasional stubborn lump
• A tiny piece of the chaos I document online
• Signed and individually numbered
• No two jars are the same — because no two bits of my wall failed the same way